Jennifer Garner visited The Tonight Show on Wednesday and viewers watched, anticipating that she could "pop" at any moment! The expectant mother of two sat with Jay Leno and revealed that even though . . . more
I went to the beach early on Christmas Eve There was a party going on that you wouldn't believe The spirits were flowing and the music was loud All of the Beach Boys were mingling in the crowd Elvis was singing that "Blue Christmas" song When people pointed to a fat man in a red thong
He had a long white beard, it got quite the rave As that jolly old fella’ stood up on a wave Santa as a surfer? Man, that dude had a beat Must have been a magic surfboard under his feet He rode along the crest and then shot through the tube Moving lightning fast - man that board was lubed
With the wink of an eye and a pipe in his mouth He hollered "Merry Christmas", then turned the board south Off to Hawaii where the waves are quite big Santa decided, surfing was gonna be his new gig So when you wake up on Christmas with no toys to play That's because Santa's too busy - Surfing USA.
